"You are waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. Because you’ll be together."
- Inception
blah blah blah.
All I hear is: Joe Manganiello shirtless.
"Angelina Jolie was born to whittle men, to make them weak. And when she kisses you, you don’t know your name."
- Ethan Hawke on his best onscreen kiss
I just… I don’t even know where to begin. The eyes; the hair; THE CHEST. I hope for the sake of humanity that Details Magazine is releasing this issue in some sort of black plastic covering that reads: EXPLICIT CONTENT. Cause we don’t all need to suffer cardiac arrest while standing in line to pay for groceries.
"He looked at her the way all girls want to be looked at."
- The Great Gatsby
Somebody tell me what I’m looking at here because this picture of Chris Evans from the Captain America set is blowing my mind. It’s like he was born to play a superhero. JUST LOOK AT THAT BICEP. How does he look like that ? Where has he been all my life ? How much does he bench ? I want answers people.
And on the fifth day, God said: Let the Star Trek press tour begin ! For which we are all grateful, mainly due to magazine covers like this one.
David Beckham. Wearing suit. Holding child. Perfect hair. ENOUGH SAID.
See that Reese Witherspoon dash cam video and get to the part where she says some chick named Molly told her she could get out of the car ? All I kept thinking was: Molly, you in danger, girl !
Any Scandal fans out there
"My philosophy is: if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning."
- Ryan Lochte on his work hard, play hard mentality
Just LOOK at Channing Tatum’s face. Maybe the best Men in Suits Monday, ever.
Apparently Daniel Craig stood in front of a Range Rover for ten minutes last week. God bless our society that this is news.
Lord have MERCY, I am too young to die of heart failure. But watching Gerard Butler save the nation for 120 minutes was a yearly highlight. Seriously his ability to look so unbelievably hot while taking down bad guys, hiding under rubble, and generally just being an attractive piece of man should be studied by NASA. Meanwhile, I can’t even pretend to know what this movie was about.
Impure Thoughts About Gerard Butler While Watching Olympus Has Fallen
"I like the way you say ‘what’ when you answer the phone."
- Scandal
What is it with Nicholas Sparks books / books-turned-movies and guys who like to canoe ? Is there some sort of Southern romantic canoe coalition that I am unaware of ? Because all that was missing from Safe Haven were the white birds. The rain, of course, was there. Which brings me to what is it with Sparks and the canoes and the birds and the rain ?? Don’t get me wrong, I like to paddle a boat as much as the next person but I just can’t figure it out. Any Southern gentlemen want to take me for a canoe ride and show me what I’m missing ? Better yet, I’d love to meet Sparks and have HIM explain it to me, preferably while floating in the middle of a Spanish Moss covered river, surrounded by white cranes with the onslaught of impending rain clouds looming above.
Safe Haven
